Why don't kids listen to their parents?

I got this request from Nicole. I can't believe I never thought to put this video on here. It is so funny. I think my favorite part is Donny Osmond dancing around in the background. You should watch the original video that he is making fun of, Ridin' Dirty, by Chamillionaire. It makes this video that much more funny. Also, if you go to wikipedia and look up the lyrics it will explain all the different things he is singing about. It's pretty awesome. Thanks Nicole!

This one is for Matt. Here is a little background on this video. On the old GI Joe cartoons, they used to do a Public Service Announcement that taught you how to be safe or take care of yourself, and they always ended in "and knowing is half the battle". Well, some guys must have been high or something and dubbed over the PSA announcement with some weird stuff. My friends and I love them. Matt requested this one. If you don't like it the first time, keep watching it. It gets better each time.

Well, I have been doing this blog for about three months now and have been quite surprised by the amount of positive feedback I have received. It makes me very happy to know that so many people have enjoyed the blog and are checking it on a regular basis. I have had a few people tell me about some videos they have come across as ideas for the blog . I have decided, as a way to thank my hundreds (well, maybe more like tens) of viewers, to post your requested videos. So, if you have any funny videos that you would like to share, please either email me the link or send the video file to bdawson120@gmail.com and I will post it for you. Please make sure they are in good taste and relatively short. Thank you for viewing!

Disclaimer: If any of these videos suck, it's not my fault. Just kidding.



Our first entry comes from my friend, Jud. Kinda gross but, hey, he is a loyal viewer and I listen to my audience:

Did you see it? If not, keep watching until you do.

This is almost as bad as sovereignentities

Not only is he the first black president but he is also the first president to visit 57 states. Now only if he could only visit that one state and then Alaska and Hawaii then he would have visited all 60 states! Maybe he doesn't know its 50 states because he turns away whenever he sees the American Flag.

Instead of I like turtles, this guy comes up with "Times have gotta change." Genius! Oh yeah, and then he broke the law and voted multiple times.

My friend Chris has been bugging me for a while to put this one on. Here you go Chris. Makes me proud to be of Scottish descent.

Or just go when you feel like it.

Another great song from Flight of the Conchords. If you haven't heard of these guys, check them out on youtube. They are so funny. I thought this video was appropriate after yesterdays events.

Another Walker Texas Ranger clip from the Conan O'Brien lever.

by the ref! I couldn't believe this when I saw it. This just happened a week or so ago at the South Carolina - LSU game. The ref actually shuffle steps toward the QB and then delivers a forearm shiver! Crazy

Ok, so this commercial challenges the Nutrigrain ad for the greatest commercial of all time. My friend Matt Jensen and I would watch this at work at least once a day. We actually got the dance moves down pretty good, too.

Won't you be his neighbor? It's kinda crazy what a little background music and some video editing can do. He kind of creeps me out without the mask, too. Oh, and by the way, I am really disappointed in my viewers for not commenting on the Scatman video. That video was awesome!

So, I have showed this video to a bunch of people and have received mixed reviews. I probably have seen it over 50 times and still laugh every time. I just shattered my hand, OH YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!

Do you think he passed the breathalyzer? Judging by the big hole in the wall where is head hit, I would guess no.

Did they say that kid was seven? What kind of person would buy a "grill" for their seven year old kid? Oh wait, that's right, this white trash lady in the video would. Please do not buy grillz for your kids. PS, YOU'RE WHITE!!!

What did she think was going to happen? I love how she just lays there. It gets more funny the longer she just lays there.

Who's idea was it to have a bride in her wedding dress carry a huge tray full of flaming wine glasses?

Whoever made this video did a pretty good job. Did I mention I don't like Obama?

OK, once again I find myself on here very late at night. I found this video and could not stop laughing. I don't know if it is funny or I am just really tired. Let me know! Oh yeah, Charles Manson is a freak.

Ok, so I don't know if it's just because it is late but I could not stop laughing as I watched this video. I think it is so funny. You will have to let me know what you think.

These poor hippies are mourning the loss of some trees. Oh yeah, did I mention I hate hippies?

I really wish this would happen when I watch the news.

Oldie but goodie. I love this one. I like how she says "the Iraq". Also, when all else fails, just make sure you throw in "for our future" at the end.

I am not trying to get all political or anything. I am not a Bush hater. I just thought it was funny.

His job has cost him? Or his name? I am guessing the latter.

They get their big opportunity to be shown on TV and this happens.

Sorry it has taken me so long to do a post. My wife had a baby and I have been kind of preoccupied. I will do better, I promise.

So, I can't decide if this is funny or not. It has almost 3 million views on Youtube, so some people might like it. Although slapping girls isn't funny, the kid is makes me laugh. Let me know what you think on this one.

...but hey, I like turtles, too!

This is one of my all-time favorites. Man knocked himself silly and still tries to keep going.

Has there ever been anything as cool as this? I submit that there has not!

Poor little kid. I don't know if I should be laughing or calling CPS.

I don't even know what to say. I know it's kind of long, but please watch it to the end. Oh yeah, and why is there no weights on the bench or the leg machine for the girls?

Another great bit from Brian Regan.

I don't know if any of you watch Late Night with Conan O'Brien much, but he has this really funny sketch where he has this lever and every time he pulls it, it plays a Walker Texas Ranger clip. It is so funny.

Another great clip from Scrubs.

Did you know gay people can climb mountains, too?

One of my favorite commercials of all time.

Good luck trying to sell any ladders after this video.

So, apparently this video has been viewed on youtube over 47 million times and I am just finding out about it now. So, if you have seen this one before, sorry. I just think it is so funny. I love the accent.

Please clean up your wiener poopie and they will return Jesus unharmed. I wasn't sure you could say wiener poopie on the air.

Man, that Michael Phelps sure is a jerk!

Many of you might have already seen this but it is one of my personal favorites. I CAN'T BREATHE!

For all of you who don't know this guy, his name is Brian Regan. He is my favorite stand-up comedian. Meg and I went and saw his show on Wednesday at Thanksgiving Point. It was so funny.